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Vegetarians: My Food Poop on Your Food - Coaster Set, 4 pk

Vegetarians: My Food Poop on Your Food - Coaster Set, 4 pk

$20.97 USD
$20.97 USD
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Plain coasters belong with plain diets. Carnivores deserve better.

Our "Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food" corkwood coaster set brings scientifically accurate food chain humor to tables where meat reigns supreme. Set of 4 with glossy high-gloss MDF tops and cork-backed grip, these coasters handle beverage duty while celebrating biological truth. The vibrant printing keeps this carnivore manifesto sharp through countless cookouts and gatherings where grass-fed beef is the guest of honor.

Perfect For:

  • Tailgating: Bold humor for parking lot feasts
  • Man Cave Bars: Display carnivore philosophy with pride
  • Cookout Parties: Set the meat-first tone immediately
  • Bachelor Parties/Gift Baskets: Perfect with BBQ rubs and meat marinades
  • Housewarming Gifts/Holiday Gatherings: Where prime rib beats edamame

Key Features:

  • Scientifically Accurate Humor: "Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food" is biological food chain truth
  • Set of 4 Coasters: Standard 3.75" x 3.75" size fits most drinkware
  • High-Gloss MDF Top: Durable, vibrant finish resists moisture and wear
  • Cork Backing: Non-slip grip protects surfaces from scratches
  • Easy to Clean: Wipe clean with damp cloth

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The Funny BBQ Gift for Unapologetic Carnivores

Biology never apologized for being delicious. "Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food" is the funny BBQ gift that celebrates this truth with bold humor. It's humor for meat lovers who understand the food chain and aren't afraid to acknowledge it.

Are these coasters durable for actual use?

Absolutely! High-gloss MDF top with cork backing handles daily beverage use. They're functional bar gear that happens to celebrate carnivore lifestyle, not just novelty.

How many coasters come in the set?

It's a set of 4 coasters. Perfect for complete table coverage when your carnivore crew gathers or order multiple packs for party decor!

Will the design fade or scratch?

No! Advanced printing with glossy protective coating ensures the message stays vibrant through repeated use and cleaning.

Do the coasters slide around on tables?

No! Cork backing provides excellent grip to prevent sliding while protecting your furniture from scratches.