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Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food - Hoodie Sweatshirt

Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food - Hoodie Sweatshirt

$35.97 USD
$35.97 USD
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For carnivores who've perfected the art of settling dietary debates with science.

This "Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food" hoodie is the conversation starter every meat lover needs. Perfect for fall tailgates where your brisket dominates the menu, weekend smoking sessions that celebrate the food chain, or Father's Day gifts for dads who proudly represent Team Carnivore. The spacious kangaroo pocket keeps your hands warm while your message stays hot.

Perfect For:

  • Fall/Winter Grilling: Stay warm during cooler weather smoking sessions
  • Tailgating Season: Bold statement piece for parking lot cookouts
  • Weekend BBQ Sessions: Your carnivore pride uniform
  • Father's Day: For meat-loving dads who enjoy playful debate
  • Hunting Season: Perfect post-hunt or campfire wear
  • BBQ Competitions: Show your stance on the food chain
  • Casual Outings: Grocery store meat counter visits just got funnier
  • Gift Giving: Perfect for the unapologetic carnivore in your life

Key Features:

  • Bold Statement: "Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food" - scientifically accurate and hilarious
  • Premium Heavy Blend: 50/50 cotton-polyester for warmth without bulk
  • Spacious Kangaroo Pocket: Keeps hands warm and holds your meat thermometer
  • Adjustable Drawstring Hood: Custom fit for comfort during long smoking sessions
  • Seamless Construction: Eco-friendly design with reduced fabric waste
  • Unisex Comfort: Classic fit for all genders who love meat
  • Durable Quality: Built to last through countless cookouts and washes
  • Embroidery Ready: Available for custom personalization or team orders
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Heavy blend funny hoodie with kangaroo pocket for grill master

Subtlety never won a BBQ debate.

Searching for funny bbq gifts for the carnivore who's tired of explaining their dietary choices? This "Vegetarians: My Food Poops on Your Food" hoodie sweatshirt is the ultimate gag gift for grillers who appreciate biological accuracy with their humor. It's bold, cheeky, and scientifically sound—the Shady BBQ trifecta.

Is this comfortable for all-day wear?

Yes! The heavy blend is soft, breathable, and gets more comfortable with each wash. The spacious fit and kangaroo pocket make it perfect for lounging or smoking meat all day.

Is this appropriate for family gatherings?

Yes! It's playful food chain humor. Your vegetarian cousin might roll their eyes while smiling—it's debate fuel, not fighting words.

What makes this a great BBQ gift?

It's cheeky carnivore humor, not mean-spirited. It's factually accurate biology presented playfully. Most vegetarians we've met find it funny too—it's food chain banter, not personal attacks.

Is this hoodie warm enough for winter grilling? 

Absolutely! The heavy blend 50/50 cotton-polyester provides excellent insulation for cold weather smoking sessions. Perfect for pre-dawn brisket prep in November through March.